Have you ever wondered, pondered, quizzically thought?
Have questions and queries made you distraught?
If you have the need to inquire,
Then you might require
A book such as this.
(It’s not to be missed)
Pull up a chair, throw your hand in the air
He’ll answer your questions
…and answer with flare!

For all those "why why why" kid out there, Calef Brown has a few questions of his own: Is water scared of waterfalls? Are clam bakes good for bake sales? Are phones annoyed when no one calls? Do jealous clouds steal each other's thunder? Each question is wackier than the last and is sure to drum up some good laughs…there’s no question about that!