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Pig Latin

A Seriously Funny Real Story

About The Book

From cop-turned-comic Eric Tansey, a hilarious and humanizing portrait of law enforcement for fans of Walk the Blue Line and You Can’t Make This Stuff Up.

Eric Tansey, a former Army scout and Special Operations military veteran, joined the police force with a ton of unrealistic expectations. The reality of the job knocked him down and changed his perspective on everything.

Always a magnet for uncanny, wild situations, Tansey reveals exactly what it’s like to deal with everyday life as a police officer—from trying to tackle naked suspects to pepper spraying yourself in the face, from dealing with an angry mob to coaxing suicidal subjects off a bridge, an uncut version of everything is included.

Going behind the badge to bring the public a real understanding of the job, Pig Latin hopes to help inspire sympathy rather than condemnation and to encourage current law enforcement with the knowledge that they are not alone in their mistakes, their fear, and their experience on the job.

About The Authors

Eric Tansey is one of the founders of the popular podcast series Failure to Stop, which focuses on reaching the law enforcement community about varying topics. He has also worked with the Drinkin’ Bros, an expansive veterans’ group, and others.

Nick Palmisciano is a graduate of the United States Military Academy at West Point and Duke University’s Fuqua School of Business MBA Program. He served for six years as an infantry officer before moving into the world of business, creating the successful marketing firm Diesel Jack Media, and Ranger Up, which grew to prominence as the first military lifestyle brand. He lives with his wife and children in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. Find out more at NickPalmisciano.com, and follow him on Instagram @NickPalmisciano and on X @Ranger_Up.

Product Details

  • Publisher: Atria Books (August 26, 2025)
  • Length: 320 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781668067970

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Raves and Reviews

"Pig Latin is like hopping into an exciting ride along where you get to see everything without having to stay in the car. Tansey doesn't hold anything back, from his mistakes to his insane victories over naked people. If you have any interest in policing, this is a must-read to know what it's really like out there. Giddy up!" --Mike the Cop, Retired Police Officer, YouTube influencer, vlogger, podcast host and entrepreneur.

“The true measure of a cop's career are the stories they have when it's over. Every once in a while, we get lucky and find an ex-cop loaded with amazing stories and a hilarious gift for sharing them. That is Eric Tansey and that is this book.” –Todd McComas, Retired Detective, True Crime Podcast producer, investigator, and host.

"American police are too often torn in the tug-of-war between absolutist mindsets like the ACAB and Back the Blue crowds. One thinks the profession is inherently bad and the other allows little room for critique. Both sides create unfair expectations for those who actually wear the uniform. Eric Tansey paints a hilarious, nuanced, and insightful picture of the complicated nature of police work. “Pig Latin” consistently entertains and enlightens the reader in a non-stop joyride from page to page." --Jack Mandaville, TV personality, writer, and entertainer.

“This is a must read! Calling my fellow Badge Bunnies! Hilarious, raw, and suspenseful! Gives great insight into the job and comedy that can also come with it. Can this be a movie? I’m in!

--Anthony Raimondi @Conservativeant, Social Media Influencer, Entertainer, and Podcast Host.



“This collection of stories written by former police officer Eric Tansey is riveting for several reasons. He draws you in as his backup on this wild ride through the vigilant eyes of a police officer and combat veteran. He tells the stories with comedic flair, giving what is said through closed doors, whether in the locker room or unfortunately the emergency room. Hilarious at times, sad at others, but gripping throughout. His greatest attribute is telling these stories from his heart.” – Andrew Baxter, Thirty Year Retired Police Lieutenant/detective, Podcast Host and YouTube creator.

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