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Tchotchkes and their Fucked-Up Thoughts

The Messed-Up Minds of Your Trinkets and Treasures

Published by The Collective Book Studio
Distributed by Simon & Schuster

About The Book

Delve into the mischievous minds of your everyday ornaments. This hilariously insightful little gift book reveals the secret grudges and joys of your inanimate objects.

Have you ever glanced at your trinkets and felt a twinge of suspicion?

Perhaps you see your collection of Knicknacks as charming decor. Perhaps they're beloved heirlooms or impulsive souvenir grabs. Or perhaps, things are a bit more twisted.

Could it be that your Russian nesting dolls harbor a grudge within each layer? That your antique compass is dizzy from your lack of direction, or that your ceramic Buddha is secretly meditating on your poor life choices? Don’t be fooled by their stationary silence—these trinkets have tales. As you delve into the turbulent thoughts of these seemingly innocent collectibles, you might just find your cozy home feeling a little... crowded.

About The Author

A lifetime lover of books, Elisabeth Saake has devoted most of her working life to publishing. She began her career as an editorial assistant at a New York literary agency before realizing the Big Apple was just a bit too big for her small-town heart. She’s been lucky to remain in various roles within book publishing while moving to progressively smaller towns ever since. Elisabeth is a creek lover, a podcast devotee, and has many, many, f*cked-up thoughts. She lives in Chico, CA, with her husband, two sons, and an assortment of disturbed tchotchkes and disgruntled houseplants.

Product Details

  • Publisher: The Collective Book Studio (April 15, 2025)
  • Length: 96 pages
  • ISBN13: 9781685551438

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