"The fact that a group of born-again Christian comedy writers, who don’t curse and refrain from jokes that are sexual in nature, would be banned from Twitter tells you how far the 'Loony Left' has gone. But it also shows how this very astute, brilliant, and respectful Team Jesus has effectively poked the eye of the Liberal Giant and exposed its hypocrisies, lies, and most importantly its blithering idiocy. The other fact is they are so goshdarn funny, they appeal to everyone, believer or non-believer alike." —Rob Schneider, actor, comedian, screenwriter

"The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy is an hilarious and depressingly accurate treatise on American government—and a good reminder that if voting could really change anything it would be illegal." —Mollie Hemingway, editor-in-chief of The Federalist, author of Rigged

"The central problem with democracy is that those who need leaders are qualified to choose them. One answer to that problem is The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy." —Michael Malice, author, columnist, extremely failed host of the Your Welcome podcast

"The Babylon Bee Guide to Democracy is the most accurate representation of American government ever written, is probably Heaven’s favorite book on government, and should be forcibly taught in schools. All of my pillows are MyPillows, so I’m not sure how much I can be trusted." —Dana Loesch, nationally syndicated radio host and bestselling author

"Everything happening in our world today seems genuinely beyond parody. Unless you happen to be one of the geniuses at The Babylon Bee, who actually make it seem effortless, and for whose brilliant work I sincerely thank God." —Eric Metaxas, author of Fish Out of Water: A Search for the Meaning of Life and Letter to the American Church

"There is a reason for The Babylon Bee being targeted for destruction by Big Tech: They are the undisputed masters of political satire today. They have a unique skill for proving how absurd politics have become, and that is exactly why you must read this book." —Sebastian Gorka, author, former deputy assistant to President Trump, host of America First

"The Babylon Bee is one of the most impressive satirical enterprises of the digital age. It is hilarious, insightful, and annoys all the right people. Long may it thrive." —Andrew Doyle, columnist and author of Free Speech and Why It Matters, Titania McGrath’s alternate ego

"Not purchasing this book would be a dangerous threat to our constitutional norms, a literal insurrection, a coup attempt so violent that we would need to suspend all the usual legal procedures to prosecute it to the full extent of the law. Plus, it’s hilarious." —Spencer Klavan, host of the Young Heretics podcast, associate editor at the Claremont Institute

"The Babylon Bee’s biting satire hits too close to home for the powers that be. In fact, that The Bee’s satirical reports frequently happen in real life is testament that our times are strange. The Bee is on target." —Ron DeSantis, Florida governor

"Suddenly there’s a national debate over what democracy means. For me, it’s easy. I just go with The Babylon Bee’s definition." —Tucker Carlson, host of Tucker Carlson Tonight