“There’s never been a better quote book for only three bucks.” —Uncle John

In the 26-year history of the Bathroom Readers’ Institute, we have collected tens of thousands of the world’s most memorable quotations. In this e-book, you’ll find the very best of them (along with some newly-discovered utterances). From the profound to the sublime, from the witty to the stupid, after reading Mouthing Off, you’ll never be at a loss for words again! Some highlights:



• Surprisingly wise celebrities, cocky rock stars, and dumb jocks
• When commentators misspeak, and other foot-in-mouth moments
• What Mark Twain didn’t say
• Hollywood’s all-time weirdest acceptance speeches
• Talk show guests deemed too mouthy for TV
• Wacky 911 calls and court transcripts
• Ancient quotes that still resonate today
• Modern pearls of wisdom, including actor (and racing enthusiast) Paul Newman’s observation: “It is useless to put on your brakes when you’re upside down.”

And much, much more!